Posted on 29/Jan/2012

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. — Anonymous ~Romance Stuck

The other night, before bed, I am conversing with The Sailor, sometimes called The One; he prefers his anonymity but, some things are NOT off-limits, such as…

…strategically placing a thingy on his sniffer and my plastic apparatus used as an essential piece of night-time safety equipment, during sleep, to prevent mastication.

I may or may not be telling the truth!

* *SIGH* *

as I climb between sheets; he says to me mumbles…

“I’m not yet an Apple convert”

He was holding an Apple!

Me: “really, I love apples … the sweeter & crisper the better”

He laughs out loud and says:

“I love you a bit more because of that!”

he continues laughing.

Me: “Huh?!”

He Smiles …

Me: “what is so funny?”

Him: “You”

Me: “What?!”

He continues laughing, as he climbs into bed, with his Apple!

Ahem … his Apple I-pad.