No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. — Anonymous ~Romance Stuck
The other night, before bed, I am conversing with The Sailor, sometimes called The One; he prefers his anonymity but, some things are NOT off-limits, such as…
…strategically placing a thingy on his sniffer and my plastic apparatus used as an essential piece of night-time safety equipment, during sleep, to prevent mastication.
I may or may not be telling the truth!
* *SIGH* *
as I climb between sheets; he says to me mumbles…
“I’m not yet an Apple convert”
He was holding an Apple!
Me: “really, I love apples … the sweeter & crisper the better”
He laughs out loud and says:
“I love you a bit more because of that!”
he continues laughing.
Me: “Huh?!”
He Smiles …
Me: “what is so funny?”
Him: “You”
Me: “What?!”
He continues laughing, as he climbs into bed, with his Apple!
Ahem … his Apple I-pad.